im holding a seance to summon Victor Hugo back to haunt Taylor Swift until she agrees to not play eponine ever under any circumstance forever.
and then have him haunt the casting director of the movie until he decides to cast Lea Salonga in every single role.
Lea Salonga as Fantine.
Lea Salonga as Mma Thenardier.
Lea Salonga as Grantaire.
Lea Salonga as Gavroche.
Lea Salonga as young Cosette.
Lea Salonga as the baracade.
Lea Salonga.
Lea Salonga as Javert.
Lea Salonga as Valjean.
Lea Salonga as the conductor.
Lea Salonga as the ushers.
Genius, brilliant, perfect, FLAW-FREE, etc = this plan.
WHY WOULD THEY I am unable to see the logic, I just… can’t. NO. NOT HER, NOT EPONINE. I mean, it’s Eponine. Not...
JUST GIVE ME LEA SALONGAAAA
i can accept that he did Oklahoma! but uh i just i don’t know this casting reminds me of like a really shitty dreamcast...
hugh jackman is valjean
well here is me being a giant fucking hypocrite after that rant about Nick Jonas but w h y would you ever do that why...
LEA SALONGA AS THE CANDLE STICKS. LEA SALONGA AS THE LOAF OF BREAD. LEA SALONGA AS THE 24601.